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Bottomless Fries And Other Reasons We Hate Ourselves

by 2d6

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Jiminy, our sixth album. It's like we'll be alive forever as long as we can keep making albums. We're immortal. We're gods. We're all gods.

Cliff would like to thank all of our corporate sponsors. First off, Mountain Dew. Who needs teeth? Drink Mountain Dew. Subway - because meat and cheese on a load of bread is totally healthy, trust us. Great Value brand sanitary wipes - for when you want to feel just clean enough. Motel 6 - I guess I can sleep here. And finally, Little Caesars - where you can get an entire pizza for the same price as the toilet paper you'll need in a week when you're no longer blocked from eating the entire pizza. #blessed #nerdcore #2d6isfine #CompaniesPleaseGiveUsMoney #WereReallyCheap #SponsorUs

_stuck sez: Thank you exclusively to Jay Ferguson, composer of the Double Dragon: The Movie soundtrack, and to no one else. In fact, fuck you if you're not Jay Ferguson.

Thanks in general to George Foster, our artist WIZARD; 2Mello, our engineering/mixing/mastering WIZARD; DrGoo, the Ducktales WIZARD; Detox the Kid, a rap WIZARD; the great Luke Ski, a parody WIZARD; Professor Shyguy, a non-rap WIZARD; and our fans, who are, for the most part, WIZARDS.

Thanks also to our incredible backers! Those include: Scott "Skotte" Myers, Pat B., Shane Allen, Madmike, Chad Walker, Brendan Sheehan, Heather!, KangWDZ, Chad Kelson (CKE), Emani Terry!, Sean Smith, Andy Hopp, Twill Distilled (who makes a special guest appearance on the album! see if you can find her!), Dr. Don, Tom Goldthwait, Kylan & Dawn, Kristina (Darth Kitty) Winslow, Erin & Tim, Michaelyn, Liz Stong, Mike "Mook" DeAngelis, Josh Maher, Tim, The Library Bards, Drakie, Sara Goodwin, Jacob Carson, Mark Tinklehouse, Sean 'Ariamaki' Riedinger, Save Point Sunday, Laura Kelson, Kristi Avery, Joe Halamek, Ursos, Jered Perez, James Miller, Joe Hubbard & MIGeekScene, Curtis Fiatoa, Sarah & Chris Waffle, Mama Mario, William Toburen & Krystara Kenny, Luke Rizik, Bowen, Watch Jellycakelap on YouTube!, Chris Wilhelm, Adam Harris, Charles Munn, Joe Shall, Ray Nothnagel, D.J., Paul "the Shoe Thief" Gordon, Rick Todd Farson, Devo Spice, Evan Dicken, DubPoints, and of course, our dude and yours, Ed. We have the best group of fans and friends ever ever ever. You're amazing people.

Ray Nothnagel, a silly little man, wrote the beat for track 10. He giggles every time! D.J., an actual DJ, wrote the beat for track 5. It's always a full house when he's around! Paul Gordon, a bad person who should be in jail, wrote the beat for track 13. Now leave my footwear alone!

Mixing/Mastering of all tracks and beat for tracks 4, 14, and 19 by 2Mello (2mello.net)
Portions of track 1 beat by DrGoo (soundcloud.com/drgoo)
Vocals on track 2 by the great Luke Ski (www.thegreatlukeski.com) and Detox the Kid (soundcloud.com/detox-the-kid)
Vocals on track 12 by Professor Shyguy (professorshyguy.com)

2d6 lives at 2d6music.com. Keep circulating the tapes.


released August 8, 2017

stuck and cliff did all the things


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2d6 Youngstown, Ohio

In the year 20XX, two being come together to form the ultimate rap duo: Cliff B and DJ Stuck Down A Mineshaft. Together, they rock the nerdcore hip-hop genre with their rhymes about video games, tabletop roleplaying, fatty foods, Jerry Seinfeld, public radio, weekdays, diseases, bleeps, bloops, etc. ... more

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